Excuse

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Generates creative, humorous excuses for being late, missing deadlines, or ghosting — configurable by scenario.

1 tools
0ms auth
free tier 50 calls/day

Tools

excuse_generate

Generate a creative excuse for being late, missing a deadline, or ghosting someone. Returns humorous or plausible excuse text you can use immediately.

No parameters required.

▶ Try it

Test with curl

The gateway speaks JSON-RPC 2.0 over HTTP POST. You can test any pack directly from the terminal.

List available tools
bash 
curl -X POST https://gateway.pipeworx.io/excuse/mcp \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/list"}'
Call a tool
bash 
curl -X POST https://gateway.pipeworx.io/excuse/mcp \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":2,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"excuse_generate","arguments":{}}}'

Use with the SDK

Install @pipeworx/sdk to call tools from any TypeScript/Node project.

TypeScript 
import { Pipeworx } from '@pipeworx/sdk';
const px = new Pipeworx();
const result = await px.call("excuse_generate", {});
ask_pipeworx 
// Or ask in plain English:
const answer = await px.ask("generates creative, humorous excuses for being late, missing deadlines, or ghosting — configurable by scenario");