excuse_generate

Pack: excuse · Endpoint: https://gateway.pipeworx.io/excuse/mcp

Generate a creative excuse for being late, missing a deadline, or ghosting someone. Returns humorous or plausible excuse text you can use immediately.

Example call

Arguments

{
  "situation": "late",
  "audience": "boss",
  "excuse_quality": "plausible",
  "times_used_before": 0
}

curl

curl -X POST https://gateway.pipeworx.io/excuse/mcp \
  -H 'Content-Type: application/json' \
  -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"excuse_generate","arguments":{"situation":"late","audience":"boss","excuse_quality":"plausible","times_used_before":0}}}'

TypeScript (@pipeworx/sdk)

import { Pipeworx } from '@pipeworx/sdk';
const pipeworx = new Pipeworx();

const result = await pipeworx.call('excuse_generate', {
  "situation": "late",
  "audience": "boss",
  "excuse_quality": "plausible",
  "times_used_before": 0
});

More examples

{
  "situation": "missed_deadline",
  "audience": "client",
  "excuse_quality": "airtight",
  "times_used_before": 2
}

Response shape

Always returns: excuse

{
  "type": "object",
  "properties": {
    "excuse": {
      "type": "string",
      "description": "The generated excuse text"
    }
  },
  "required": [
    "excuse"
  ]
}

Connect

Add this to your MCP client config, or use one-click install buttons:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "excuse": {
      "url": "https://gateway.pipeworx.io/excuse/mcp"
    }
  }
}

See Getting Started for client-specific install steps.