`corporate_satire_generate`

Pack: corporate-satire · Endpoint: https://gateway.pipeworx.io/corporate-satire/mcp

No MCP client? Call it directly: GET https://gateway.pipeworx.io/v1/tools/corporate_satire_generate for the schema, then POST the same URL with its arguments for the data.

Satirical generator, a joke tool for entertainment: turns any announcement into a FABRICATED parody corporate statement written in corporate jargon, in the shape of a company news bulletin. Invents the title line, body, fake spokesperson quote, mock boilerplate and a media contact nobody will answer, plus joke metadata (workshops_this_required, stakeholders_aligned, pickup_probability). Tone options: visionary, disrupting, humbled, transparent, pivoting. Nothing returned is a real company announcement; for genuine wire-service announcements use globenewswire, prnewswire or einpresswire.

Parameters

Name	Type	Required	Description
`announcement`	string	yes	The plain announcement to satirise, e.g. “we are launching a coffee subscription”.
`company`	string	no	Fictional or real company name to put on the fake release.
`tone`	string	no	Corporate voice to parody.
`location`	string	no	Dateline city, e.g. “San Francisco, CA”.

Example call

Arguments

{
  "announcement": "We are launching a new AI-powered analytics platform that helps businesses make data-driven decisions in real-time.",
  "company": "TechVision Inc.",
  "tone": "disrupting",
  "location": "San Francisco, CA"
}

curl

curl -X POST https://gateway.pipeworx.io/corporate-satire/mcp \
  -H 'Content-Type: application/json' \
  -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call","params":{"name":"corporate_satire_generate","arguments":{"announcement":"We are launching a new AI-powered analytics platform that helps businesses make data-driven decisions in real-time.","company":"TechVision Inc.","tone":"disrupting","location":"San Francisco, CA"}}}'

TypeScript (@pipeworx/sdk)

import { Pipeworx } from '@pipeworx/sdk';
const pipeworx = new Pipeworx();

const result = await pipeworx.call('corporate_satire_generate', {
  "announcement": "We are launching a new AI-powered analytics platform that helps businesses make data-driven decisions in real-time.",
  "company": "TechVision Inc.",
  "tone": "disrupting",
  "location": "San Francisco, CA"
});

More examples

{
  "announcement": "After careful reflection, we are shifting our focus to sustainable products and reducing our carbon footprint by 50% by 2025.",
  "tone": "transparent"
}

Response shape

Field	Type	Description
`announcement`	string
`company`	string
`press_release`	string
`tone`	string
`actual_news_value`	string
`quote_said_by`	string
`quote_means`	string
`workshops_this_required`	number
`months_in_planning`	number
`stakeholders_aligned`	number
`decisions_made_by_committee`	boolean
`original_thing`	string
`new_thing`	string
`new_thing_note`	string
`press_pickup_probability`	string
`about_section`	string
`contact_note`	string

Full JSON Schema

{
  "type": "object",
  "properties": {
    "announcement": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "company": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "press_release": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "tone": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "actual_news_value": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "quote_said_by": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "quote_means": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "workshops_this_required": {
      "type": "number"
    },
    "months_in_planning": {
      "type": "number"
    },
    "stakeholders_aligned": {
      "type": "number"
    },
    "decisions_made_by_committee": {
      "type": "boolean"
    },
    "original_thing": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "new_thing": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "new_thing_note": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "press_pickup_probability": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "about_section": {
      "type": "string"
    },
    "contact_note": {
      "type": "string"
    }
  }
}

Connect

Add this to your MCP client config, or use one-click install buttons:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "corporate-satire": {
      "url": "https://gateway.pipeworx.io/corporate-satire/mcp"
    }
  }
}

See Getting Started for client-specific install steps.

corporate_satire_generate