@pipeworx/corporate-satire

Connect: https://gateway.pipeworx.io/corporate-satire/mcp · Install: one-click buttons

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Tools: 1

Comedy generator: turns a plain announcement into a fabricated, satirical corporate statement in the shape of a company news bulletin. Everything it returns is invented for entertainment — the spokesperson quote, the boilerplate, the media contact, the stakeholders_aligned count. For real wire-service announcements use globenewswire, prnewswire or einpresswire; for company filings use edgar.

Tools

  • corporate_satire_generate(announcement, company?, tone?, location?) — returns press_release (the upstream’s field name: title, body, boilerplate, media contact as one text block) plus joke metadata: actual_news_value, quote_said_by, workshops_this_required, months_in_planning, stakeholders_aligned, press_pickup_probability, original_thing / new_thing. tone is one of visionary, disrupting, humbled, transparent, pivoting.

Auth

Keyless. The endpoint answers a bare request (verified 2026-09-21, HTTP 200 with no X-API-Key). Earlier versions of this pack shipped a literal key in source; it was removed in fleet #2287 because the upstream does not need it.

Data sources

History

Renamed from press-release / press_release_generate on 2026-09-21 (fleet #2287). The old name was the #1 search_packs hit for “latest press release from ” and handed that query to a joke generator. A first attempt at satire-press-release still ranked #1: search_packs scores a slug hit at +15 per query token, so any slug carrying “press” and “release” beats the real wire packs by construction. Hence a slug with neither word. Both old gateway paths (/press-release/mcp, /satire-press-release/mcp) still resolve to this pack via RENAMED_PACK_SLUGS in the gateway, because the npm package and MCP Registry entry published under the original name point at the first.

Tools

  • corporate_satire_generate — Satirical generator, a joke tool for entertainment: turns any announcement into a FABRICATED parody corporate statement written in corporate jargon, in the shape of a company news bulletin. Invents th

Tools

  • corporate_satire_generate — Satirical generator, a joke tool for entertainment: turns any announcement into a FABRICATED parody corporate statement written in corporate jargon, in the shape of a company news bulletin. Invents th

Regenerated from source · build September 22, 2026